Saturday, November 8, 2014

not your daddy's grimoire

I have been playing as an archivist (from Heroes of Horror) and while I like the flavor it's shooting for, the actual experience of finding scroll after ancient scroll with yet another 2nd-level druid spell on them (much obliged to the hospitable DM, Andy) sort of lessens the effect. 

Where are the forbidden tomes, the shards of forgotten lore? So I made a little listy thing. Your mileage may vary.



d20
The...
...
of...
contains...
1
Moon-touched
Journal
Saikomi Ka
a population map of the dark side of the moon dated from one year hence (with notes on recent developments)
2
Demon-wrought
Tome
Ibn Battuta
one hundred ways to convince someone to die by their own hand (a random three work on any given person, but using three incorrectly makes them immune to all)
3
Luck-scorned
Annals
Beobert Rothmund
the method of shedding one’s skin to grow (can continue manyfold)
4
Twice-drowned
Chronicles
Tannhauser Gate
a well-known national hero’s story, but revealing the truth (his cowardice and the evil it caused)
5
Golem-borne
Stele
Dissident Priests
a pressed flower from the Buried Gardens of Ur, sickly sweet and muddy. It charms earthen creatures and calls the bearer downward
6
Giant-watched
Parchment
the Silvering Path
a drawing of a formulaic braille-key to the grinding Pyramid Calculative, quietly clicking
7
Lich-woven
Papyrus
the Honored Dead
preserved skin-scrip from the Mummified Market, valuable to Nyarlathotep's slaver-priests
8
Basilisk-wrapped
Slate
Westford School
notes on discerning venomous arthropods (and on living as one of them)
9
Frost-etched
Manuscript
Birds, Summated
instructions to the path between stars (your heart will traverse it endlessly, with or without your body. It will never rest. You will never again be at home wherever you go)
10
Unguarded
Text
Sun’s Dark Sister
guide to speech with the spirits of the sun (they are knowledgeable about many things but asking more than one question alerts their uncalled siblings. Shadowy companions seem to follow you in the memory of others, though never in the present. Eventually those around you begin to be killed by the dark sisters)
11
Far-flung
Atlas
the Middling Kings
a process whereby the doors of far-future time could be unlocked (their contents flood into your body, your mind, your home. You are now future)
12
Unctuous
Papers
Salt and Glass
a history of a violent people who never lived. Reading it further causes history to change to fit
13
Gods-forsaken
Folio
Western Queens
a massive genealogy, revealing the breeding machinations of an ancient order of witches (you may be related to this culminating person, or not, but you are in a position to help complete this plot. The sleeper must awake)
14
Thrice-scribed
Codex
the War Without
knowledge of 4th dimensional movement and its application to unarmed combat
15
Willfully-lost
Glyphs
Demonshame
a living inscription; reading it will make it crawl onto your skin and hide under your clothes until a more suitable host comes along. You have no idea what makes a suitable host or what it even wants. It looks horrible
16
Bile-filled
Monument
Massa di Requiem par Shuggay
instructions on the summoning and binding  of a white demon (depicts a dove, but insists that the protective circles are necessary, that it is a being of pure evil, and that it has some ancient and inscrutable plan to which you are an insect in comparison)
17
Chewed/mangled
Octavo
the Burnt Emperor
memories of your past lives. Gain their wisdom and experience but also their trauma: ember rings traced into your skin, lungs half full of water, a hyena snatches your liver
18
Wight-fed
Excerpt
Lost Opak-Re
musings from the Mirror of Prophetic Irrelevance (it is signed up to a varied but arbitrary collection of twitter feeds)
19
Wood-warded
Writings
Prusalto Gabon
observations of Gnollish frenzy-fires and the spirits they call
20
Elf-cursed
Legend
A Faire Wood Withering
blood-writ runes that would call the demons of the fifth and seventh planets (the sixth planet is itself a demon)
Apologies to Clark Ashton Smith, and various others.

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