So I always feel like my monsters fall flat. Thought about it for a while and settled on the thought that I am usually seeking to identify everything around me - to learn the limits and such. This is anathema to mystery. Any sense of wonder is lost when my mental image of the thing is “well it’s a giant rabbit but purple and it hates humanoids” or whatever. Not useful in a real game. Same with so many monster manual entries: describe what it is but not what it does.
If you (like I did) were to dig into the archives of False Machine you can find some stuff on e-prime. A very inconvenient language, but particularly suited to monsters since their actions are what actually appear at the table.
Thus, a short list of interesting monster actions, harvested from what little could be found amongst various 3.5 MMs:
- Despises (creature type)
- Inherits parent’s knowledge
- Assimilates knowledge
- Psionically enslaves
- Babbles madness
- Levitates constantly
- Cultivates fungal camouflage
- Bathes rarely
- Jams bracelets on wrists
- Provokes fights for gems
- Feeds on corpses of slain
- Exacts tribute from weak
- Declares own form ideal
- Prefers to ambush
- Attacks anythings edible
- Lives as hermit
- Melts others into goo
- Hunts on ground and wing
- Collects skulls
- Unfurls to attack
- Flies directly into faces
- Discusses strategy before battle
- Hangs from ceiling by muscular foot
- Feeds by dissolving rock
- Weighs >2 tons
- Enjoys taking slaves
- Emits carefully focused harmonics
- Traps prey in ribcage
- Has aura/tone that soothes
- Has an aura/tone that enrages
- Skids across liquid surfaces
- Hides near aristocrats
- Commands an army of tiny animal relatives
- Wears a mask over missing face
- Takes psychic commands via brain tentacle
- Fortifies itself with embedded metal plates
- Can command but has limited language
- Warps wood to decorate
- Attacks with four insectoid arms
- Sprays a flammable acid
- Causes nightmares within 1 mile
- Can extend thin blades from forearms
- Wades through the ocean
- Creates mindless spawn resembling another creature
- Sprays insanity-causing blood from own face
- Holds arcane spells inscribed on its body
- Stupifies with a touch
- Flees own death as a sparkling mist
- Particularly enjoys eating elves
- Watches strangers even when in danger
- Sustains itself by spreading corruption
- Melds its body with a host to control it
I’ll add more as they appear
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