d100 skeletons (and a place)

The Necropolis Lond: a massive cemetery. Crooked stacks of caskets teeter between sprawling mausoleums where they are dug up by skeleton chain gangs overseen by undead bureaucrats to make room for new tombs.

Everything is busy, everything is complicated, no one is exactly in charge. Here are some skeletons.

1. Skeleton wielding greataxe
2. Skeleton wielding shortbow
3. Skeleton wielding elven saber
4. Skeleton wielding crackling trident
5. Skeleton wielding oversized shears
6. Skeleton wielding miner’s pick
7. Skeleton wielding glowing red brand
8. Skeleton wielding rib-turned-boomerang
9. Skeleton wielding pitchfork
10. Skeleton wielding crude bone spear
11. Skeleton wielding own arm as a club
12. Skeleton wielding big rock
13. Skeleton wielding broken hilt
14. Skeleton wearing spiked helm
15. Skeleton wearing magic shield on back
16. Skeleton wearing ancient buckler
17. Skeleton wearing new-ish platemail, punctured over heart
18. Skeleton wearing rusty ringmail
19. Skeleton wearing moldy leather armor
20. Skeleton wearing wedding dress
21. Skeleton wearing pristine burial shroud
22. Skeleton wearing fine red sash
23. Skeleton wearing dirty peasant clothes
24. Skeleton wearing charred northmen clothes
25. Skeleton wearing dusty tuxedo
26. Skeleton with large coins in eye sockets
27. Skeleton with gallows hood and noose around neck
28. Skeleton wearing barrel over upper body
29. Skeleton with wooden slats nailed to bones 
30. Skeleton wearing magical black crown
31. Skeleton wearing huge metal collar, trailing chain
32. Skeleton wearing full facemask of a big eye
33. Skeleton wearing ancient looking tabard of an unheard-of empire
34. Skeleton covered in sewage
35. Skeleton covered in green slime
36. Skeleton covered in tar
37. Skeleton covered in wax
38. Skeleton covered in embers & ash
39. Skeleton covered in barnacles
40. Skeleton covered in clay (mistaken for a golem)
41. One armed skeleton
42. Skeleton with one leg missing, moves around on all threes
43. Skull with vertebrae like a snake
44. Skeleton with no head
45. Skeleton with crutch, one leg is shattered
46. Skinny skeleton with no ribs
47. Skeleton constantly dropping at least one bone
48. Skeleton with skull sliced horizontally through eyes, top moans in the wind
49. Scuttling hand poking out of a skull mouth like a hermit crab
50. Floating skull, loose bones orbit
51. Skeleton draped with thin silver chain
52. Skeleton painted red
53. Skeleton with gilded bones
54. Skeleton painted like a sugar skull
55. Skeleton with dangling chimes and tiny bells
56. Skeleton with scrimshawed map on bones
57. Skeleton with jade bones
58. Skeleton with charcoal bones
59. Skeleton with rubbery bones
60. Skeleton with crusty salt bones (avoids damp)
61. Radioactive gray skeleton
62. Cyclops skeleton
63. Iguana-man skeleton
64. Owlbear skeleton
65. Heron skeleton
66. Narwhal-man skeleton
67. Bat-ling skeleton
68. Rhino-man skeleton
69. Skeleton with a crocodile head for an arm
70. Stag-headed skeleton
71. Skeleton horse and rider, heads swapped
72. Skeleton with freaky snaking neck
73. Weird skeletal rat king in humanoid shape
74. Skeleton with fossil head - something Pre-Cambrian
75. Humanoid mass of animal skulls
76. At least ten skeletons packed into a cage
77. Three skeletons chained together
78. Giant ball of skulls
79. Two skeletons carrying coffin
80. Pile of broken bones, moves like a slug
81. A skeleton with its head stuck in another’s torso, like a pantomime horse
82. Skeleton with bastard sword through chest
83. Skeleton with raven chillin in ribcage
84. Skeleton with trail of gunpowder leaking from skull
85. Skeleton with magic arrow wedged in eye
86. Skeleton embedded with magical metal shrapnel
87. Skeleton with embarrassing personal object in an awkward position
88. Skeleton with oak sapling sprouting from nose holes
89. Skeleton with wasp nest attached to shoulder
90. Skeleton with ruby laser eye
91. Skeleton riding a floating mammoth skull
92. Skeleton with bulky frankenstein arm grafted on
93. Skeleton with animated shadow that whispers secrets
94. Skeleton with one leg replaced with wizard staff
95. Skeleton apparently animated by clockwork
96. Skeleton with purple hat and wand of magic missile
97. Skeleton with candles stuck to it in a pentagram, four are lit
98. Skeleton with arcane bomb in chest, explodes on death
99. Skeleton surrounded by haze of choking black dust
100. Skeleton with holy symbol burned into skull