i encounter the goblin burgher

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I ASK THE NAME OF THE GOBLIN BURGHER

	d10	d10	d6	d10	d10
1	Bob	bin	D'	Bob	bin
2	Dob	din	Fitz	Dob	din
3	Gob/Grob	gin/grin	Mc	Gob/Grob	gin/grin
4	Hob	hin	O’	Hob	hin
5	Kob/Klob	kin/klin	Son of	Kob/Klob	kin/klin
6	Lob	lin	Von	Lob	lin
7	Mob/Nob	min/nin		Mob/Nob	min/nin
8	Rob	rin		Rob	rin
9	Sob	sin		Sob	sin
10	Wob	win		Wob	win

I EXAMINE THE APPEARANCE OF THE GOBLIN BURGHER

1. Ashen skin, balding

2. Albino-white, overlarge eyes

3. Grass-green skin, too many teeth

4. Matte black, snub nose

5. Greasy strands of hair in sparse braid, green-brown features

6. Extra gaunt, burgundy freckles

7. Ruddy color, lips whip-thin  even when pursed (he purses them now)

8. Beige skin, apelike arms

9. Lime green complexion, muscled torso

10. Skin like dried blood, excessive white hair covering forearms

I NOTE THE ATTIRE OF THE GOBLIN BURGHER

1. Striped pantaloons, powdered wig

2. Poorly refitted human-sized velvet robe, half-moon spectacles

3. Overlarge floppy hat, gigantic feather, no pants

4. Rat skin cloak, shirt sleeves too long

5. Purple bowler hat, amulets and medals of insect wings

6. False moustache on stick, velocipede helmet, goggles

7. Swallowtail cuffs, pigletskin waistcoat (quite fine actually)

8. Clashing orange pinstripe jacket, two left boots

9. Three large steak knives through a silken sash, slitted sleeves

10. This crap (5% chance includes lollipop)

I INQUIRE THE OCCUPATION OF THE GOBLIN BURGHER

1. Sawbones

2. Dragonfly breeder

3. Used terrier salesman (mounts)

4. Trash burner

5. Rag and bone (yes they’re different. hate each other actually)

6. Rat merchant

7. Barber

8. Midwife

9. Bookie

10. Courier

I LEARN THE SECRET OF THE GOBLIN BURGHER
1. Has a health level reflective of the local economy

2. Fortifies itself with embedded kittens

3. Emits carefully focused harmonics

4. Particularly enjoys eating elves

5. Can giggle in carefully focused harmonics

6. Extends spine to become human height

7. Cultivates fungal cosmetics

8. Once made a donation - this causes great shame and consternation

9. Eats pidgeons whole - they poke their heads out between ribs

10. A debauched hobbit in disguise

I SEARCH THE POCKETS OF THE GOBLIN BURGHER

1. Strips of spiced rat jerky, wrapped in linen handkerchief

2. Extensive unfolding portrait of offspring in sepia

3. Filigreed pocket watch inscribed with depictions of Moloch

4. Ticket stub for goblin pawn shop with shiny rocks as payment

5. Fake monocle - loop of wire on a string

6. Worn and folded "A Connoisseur's Guide to Childnapping"

7. Deed to cluster of hovels off a branch of the town sewers

8. Single-shot concealable crossbow w/ nauseating poison

9. Snuff box full of ground glass & red lotus petals - energy boost + bleeding

10. One-finger scissors - minimum damage, easily hidden