Monday, December 11, 2017

d100 skeletons (and a place)

The Necropolis Lond: a massive cemetery. Crooked stacks of caskets teeter between sprawling mausoleums where they are dug up by skeleton chain gangs overseen by undead bureaucrats to make room for new tombs.

Everything is busy, everything is complicated, no one is exactly in charge. Here are some skeletons.

  1. Skeleton wielding greataxe
  2. Skeleton wielding shortbow
  3. Skeleton wielding elven saber
  4. Skeleton wielding crackling trident
  5. Skeleton wielding oversized shears
  6. Skeleton wielding miner’s pick
  7. Skeleton wielding glowing red brand
  8. Skeleton wielding rib-turned-boomerang
  9. Skeleton wielding pitchfork
  10. Skeleton wielding crude bone spear
  11. Skeleton wielding own arm as a club
  12. Skeleton wielding big rock
  13. Skeleton wielding broken hilt
  14. Skeleton wearing spiked helm
  15. Skeleton wearing magic shield on back
  16. Skeleton wearing ancient buckler
  17. Skeleton wearing new-ish platemail, punctured over heart
  18. Skeleton wearing rusty ringmail
  19. Skeleton wearing moldy leather armor
  20. Skeleton wearing wedding dress
  21. Skeleton wearing pristine burial shroud
  22. Skeleton wearing fine red sash
  23. Skeleton wearing dirty peasant clothes
  24. Skeleton wearing charred northmen clothes
  25. Skeleton wearing dusty tuxedo
  26. Skeleton with large coins in eye sockets
  27. Skeleton with gallows hood and noose around neck
  28. Skeleton wearing barrel over upper body
  29. Skeleton with wooden slats nailed to bones 
  30. Skeleton wearing magical black crown
  31. Skeleton wearing huge metal collar, trailing chain
  32. Skeleton wearing full facemask of a big eye
  33. Skeleton wearing ancient looking tabard of an unheard-of empire
  34. Skeleton covered in sewage
  35. Skeleton covered in green slime
  36. Skeleton covered in tar
  37. Skeleton covered in wax
  38. Skeleton covered in embers & ash
  39. Skeleton covered in barnacles
  40. Skeleton covered in clay (mistaken for a golem)
  41. One armed skeleton
  42. Skeleton with one leg missing, moves around on all threes
  43. Skull with vertebrae like a snake
  44. Skeleton with no head
  45. Skeleton with crutch, one leg is shattered
  46. Skinny skeleton with no ribs
  47. Skeleton constantly dropping at least one bone
  48. Skeleton with skull sliced horizontally through eyes, top moans in the wind
  49. Scuttling hand poking out of a skull mouth like a hermit crab
  50. Floating skull, loose bones orbit
  51. Skeleton draped with thin silver chain
  52. Skeleton painted red
  53. Skeleton with gilded bones
  54. Skeleton painted like a sugar skull
  55. Skeleton with dangling chimes and tiny bells
  56. Skeleton with scrimshawed map on bones
  57. Skeleton with jade bones
  58. Skeleton with charcoal bones
  59. Skeleton with rubbery bones
  60. Skeleton with crusty salt bones (avoids damp)
  61. Radioactive gray skeleton
  62. Cyclops skeleton
  63. Iguana-man skeleton
  64. Owlbear skeleton
  65. Heron skeleton
  66. Narwhal-man skeleton
  67. Bat-ling skeleton
  68. Rhino-man skeleton
  69. Skeleton with a crocodile head for an arm
  70. Stag-headed skeleton
  71. Skeleton horse and rider, heads swapped
  72. Skeleton with freaky snaking neck
  73. Weird skeletal rat king in humanoid shape
  74. Skeleton with fossil head - something Pre-Cambrian
  75. Humanoid mass of animal skulls
  76. At least ten skeletons packed into a cage
  77. Three skeletons chained together
  78. Giant ball of skulls
  79. Two skeletons carrying coffin
  80. Pile of broken bones, moves like a slug
  81. A skeleton with its head stuck in another’s torso, like a pantomime horse
  82. Skeleton with bastard sword through chest
  83. Skeleton with raven chillin in ribcage
  84. Skeleton with trail of gunpowder leaking from skull
  85. Skeleton with magic arrow wedged in eye
  86. Skeleton embedded with magical metal shrapnel
  87. Skeleton with embarrassing personal object in an awkward position
  88. Skeleton with oak sapling sprouting from nose holes
  89. Skeleton with wasp nest attached to shoulder
  90. Skeleton with ruby laser eye
  91. Skeleton riding a floating mammoth skull
  92. Skeleton with bulky frankenstein arm grafted on
  93. Skeleton with animated shadow that whispers secrets
  94. Skeleton with one leg replaced with wizard staff
  95. Skeleton apparently animated by clockwork
  96. Skeleton with purple hat and wand of magic missile
  97. Skeleton with candles stuck to it in a pentagram, four are lit
  98. Skeleton with arcane bomb in chest, explodes on death
  99. Skeleton surrounded by haze of choking black dust
  100. Skeleton with holy symbol burned into skull